You know you’re a golf widow when….
… you get sand between your toes when you walk in the laundry room in bare feet (and you don’t live in a beach shack)
… you find small pencils everywhere… in the dryer, in the washer, in the pockets of his pants (that you already checked!)…
… he gets text messages from golf courses saying they’re opening this weekend
… he says just because he shot a 72 doesn’t mean he can stop ‘practicing’
… he calls you at 5:00 (when he should be headed home) to say ‘we just got a great deal on a 5:15 tee time’
… he gets up at 3:00 a.m. to watch the Ryder Cup being played in Europe
… you move a box in the garage and a dozen golf balls roll across the garage floor
… you open the trunk of his car to put the shopping in and there’s a golf bag, clubs, tees, shoes, balls…..
… he gets up at 5a.m. to catch a 5:45 a.m. tee time but has to work late to make up the time
… you power up the GPS and all of the favorites are golf courses
… he drives around (even in the snow) with the golf clubs in the car
Submitted by O. Moore – Our Golf Widow